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Explore Our Scents Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom

Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom

from $28.00

Here’s Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom, the candle that says, “This isn’t that kind of party” but in a warm, flickering glow. Hand-poured with just enough judgment to make it clear, it’s the perfect addition to your home decor and your passive-aggressive hosting style. Light it up, pour some wine, and watch as your guests suddenly get real interested in the living room. Because, darling, this isn’t Studio 54—it’s a house with boundaries.

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Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

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Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom

from $28.00

Here’s Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom, the candle that says, “This isn’t that kind of party” but in a warm, flickering glow. Hand-poured with just enough judgment to make it clear, it’s the perfect addition to your home decor and your passive-aggressive hosting style. Light it up, pour some wine, and watch as your guests suddenly get real interested in the living room. Because, darling, this isn’t Studio 54—it’s a house with boundaries.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

Scent:
Size:
Color:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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