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Explore Our Scents Smells Like Hookers + Blow

Smells Like Hookers + Blow

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Introducing Smells Like Hookers and Blow, the candle that doesn’t take itself—or anyone else—too seriously. Hand-poured with a whole lot of attitude, it’s the perfect blend of “mind your business” and “party like it’s Vegas.” Light it up, let the room fill with pure chaos energy, and remind everyone that life’s too short to play it safe. Warning: this candle may cause raised eyebrows and a whole lot of questions you’re not obligated to answer.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

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Smells Like Hookers + Blow

from $28.00

Introducing Smells Like Hookers and Blow, the candle that doesn’t take itself—or anyone else—too seriously. Hand-poured with a whole lot of attitude, it’s the perfect blend of “mind your business” and “party like it’s Vegas.” Light it up, let the room fill with pure chaos energy, and remind everyone that life’s too short to play it safe. Warning: this candle may cause raised eyebrows and a whole lot of questions you’re not obligated to answer.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

Scent:
Size:
Color:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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