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Explore Our Scents Not Today Satan

Not Today Satan

from $28.00

Meet Not Today, Satan, the ultimate mood setter for shutting it all down. This candle is here to remind everyone—and everything—that you’ve got zero time for nonsense. Hand-poured with all the drama you don’t need, it burns like your unbothered energy: steady, fierce, and absolutely done with the day. Light it up, flip your imaginary hair, and watch the chaos back all the way off.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

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Not Today Satan

from $28.00

Meet Not Today, Satan, the ultimate mood setter for shutting it all down. This candle is here to remind everyone—and everything—that you’ve got zero time for nonsense. Hand-poured with all the drama you don’t need, it burns like your unbothered energy: steady, fierce, and absolutely done with the day. Light it up, flip your imaginary hair, and watch the chaos back all the way off.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

Scent:
Size:
Color:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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