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Explore Our Scents None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well

None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well

from $28.00

The perfect candle for when your inbox feels like a personal attack and every message is another "urgent" reminder that you have too many things you don't want to deal with. With hints of "passive-aggressive subject lines" and "I'm already overwhelmed," this candle creates a fragrant cloud of mild frustration and misplaced hope. Light it up and let the scent fill your space with the calming reminder that, yes, your email really could’ve been a text.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

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None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well

from $28.00

The perfect candle for when your inbox feels like a personal attack and every message is another "urgent" reminder that you have too many things you don't want to deal with. With hints of "passive-aggressive subject lines" and "I'm already overwhelmed," this candle creates a fragrant cloud of mild frustration and misplaced hope. Light it up and let the scent fill your space with the calming reminder that, yes, your email really could’ve been a text.

Choose your scent, size and jar color!
Please refer to pictures 5-7 to see scent descriptions.

Scent:
Size:
Color:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

DETAILS:

  • Small Jar Net Weight: 8 oz | 3.5”H x 2.75”W

  • Large Jar Net Weight: 16 oz | 3.75”H x 3.5”W

  • Wax: Soy/Beeswax Blend

  • Wick: Lead-Free Cotton Wick

  • Premium Fragrance Oils

  • Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, No Synthetic Dyes, Cruelty-Free

    Made in Tempe, AZ

CANDLE CARE:

  • Always trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting to avoid any soot.

  • Let the candle burn for 3-4 hours on the first lighting to allow the wax pool to reach the jar edge. This will prevent your candle from tunneling.

  • Candles should not be burned for more than 4 hours at a time.

  • If necessary, fix a leaning wick by blowing the candle out and pushing the wick back into a vertical position.

  • Do not burn candle with less than 1/4" of wax remaining.

  • Never leave a candle unattended.

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